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:(

2010-02-07T09:33:00.001-05:00

i completely miss the holidays:(
and my cousins.
being in between fourteen and fifteen is just tough. will blog bout prom and the holidays + the ten parties i went for some other time=)
tata.
ps:nat, i did this for you.. haha

Anna's Deepavali Open House =DDD

2009-10-19T09:11:00.003-04:00

=)=)=)
LoL.
i wanna go back to saturday.
went for church. phillip was babbling i couldn't get what he was saying, so i slept.
haha. what a Catholic.

Went to anna banana & popiah's house.
went wishing ppl.. and then..
...
*couldn't stop smiling*
lalala
*nudges andrina* hehe.
anyway, after eating yummy,high-in-cholesterol food,
we decided to gamble.
haha. i know. just like that x]
Popiah went to buy drinks and we bought cards.
started playing these KL card games and betting money.
i lost ten bucks and won FIVE BUCKS!
so much for that.
then vinod started saying that it was because of the, get this,
"Ipoh-people Syndrome"
smacked that dude.
:)
& the stupid thing was, Popiah's students (malay ppl) were drinking whiskey.
tsk tsk.
so much for their..allahwashbum.
teacher melissa has gone mad.
she thinks i'm dating joel PINTO and melvin NAVIN!!
why, in heavens name, i don't know.
ps: Popiah has an awesome tattoo on his back which spells his name.
iknow! the irony of it eh!
hAhaha.
kay la. gotta dream bout *hehehehe*
chao x)

I.despise.thee.esther.

2009-10-16T06:51:00.002-04:00

i hate you esther.
so much.
that little orphan bugger!!
makes my blood rush.
:s

School today =)

2009-10-15T09:39:00.003-04:00

LOL.
school today was awesome!
started with morning prayer.
during english, chang wanted to put my ideas into writing. so, we started doing the modified version of robinson's story. haha. will promise to put it here when it's done.
During science,
chang&i talked about Korean movies. nice :)
Recess,
i was suppose to duty with chang (according to her), but i didn't. so she made me sign the "Glitter Blood Contract".
the conditions were that i have to duty with her on tuesday for more than ten minutes or i become her slave for TWO days.
she then took my thumb and coloured it with green highlighter and forced me to put my fingerprint on the contract. Wacko.
Then, geo was boring. what do expect from that woman? nothing much actually. the woman uses two periods to talk about TWO PAGES. argh!
maths was awesome cause we played this game chang watched on a korean game show. we had to push our opponent down without moving our legs and only using our hands.
mel was aggressive.
and when mel and i played. mel pushed my hand and my pinky scraped some of the skin for changs eyelid.LOL.
it started swelling. Then mel made it worse when she told chang that her wound was starting to look like the Japanese flag HAHA.
Next, we were talking about icky stuff during sivik. thanks to ding, i can't look at a raw chicken anymore without having those mental images.
:)
we bid farewells and some very annoying ppl kept wishing me Happy deepavali after me screaming at them that i'm not indian nor do i celebrate deepavali. Haha.. hornbill's awesome.

Bye now.
:P

Expectations..expectations.

2009-10-15T09:32:00.001-04:00

The mess i made =)

2009-10-15T08:36:00.002-04:00

Hello hello. haha. i haven't blogged in ages.
a few updates:

Bronya's 21st...
i made a fool out of myself (yes,nat,AGAIN.) haha.
Thank god ezz showed up:)
to think that she knows half my clan..ahh. makes me proud. lol.
I made a masterpiece outside the Anderson Old cafeteria. haha. right next to the flagpole.
it was so eewish-tic. ps:a carrot popped out. LOL.

Post-party:
My mum was anything but sober. U.Sunny was dancing to Pokerface with Aunty Anne Marie's walking stick! (aunty anne's my GREAT aunt)
The birthday girl revealed her awesome tattoo on her back.
We danced, laughed, joked, drank, sang. As normal as any of our family reunions + a lot of booz.

That same day, i went to alia's house.
Huge.
& there was this freaky guy who looks and acts like Noel Manosh. [like omg]
so creepy the way he was staring at me. *shudders*
The freak brought a gun and shot one of my church members. He got bruised pretty badly. Now he's parents wanna sue. (seriuosly)
LOL.

On a sunday.
went for sunday school. duh.
Teacher made brennan read 500 words from the bible. lol.
Then mr.peter (like the rabbit :) ,
punished michael and leon for not paying attention. hah.
They were to dance in front of the whole class. Someone suggested pole dancing and handed them a broom each. The freak started sweeping the class. what???!
so,eric played a techno tune from his phone and leon stared JIGGLING. ROLF.
and michael did the same. Talk about yucky. haha.

Another random thing was when Mr. pete was complaining about maharajalela.

Mr pete: This malays all fanatics la. You look at that maharajalela guy. He commited a sin by
killing Birch. But they treated him like he was a superhero.
Stan : Teacher! don't say like that so loud! If not, they'll catch you and throw you in jail under
ISA!
Mr.pete: Waa.. you also know what ISA. What does it stand for stan?
Stan : *with an indian accent* Itu Saya Ada!
*whole class bursts out laughing*
LOL.

Random convo with Sonia after school.

Sonia: why don't you update your blog?
Me : cause my entire fav. list is gone and i don't remember my blog link.
Sonia: Do you remember your username?
Me : Yeah.
Sonia: Your password?
Me : yeah.
Sonia: Then go TO BLOGGER.COM LAAA!
Me: Ohhh.yeahhh.
Sonia :*smacks head* OMG amelia..
haha. sonia had the abillity that day to make me feel like the biggest fool/idiot that day.
LOL.

ahhhh.. awesome week :)
Now, i'm waiting for U.Nic & joel to come eat my mum's shark curry.
so much for save the sharks. lol.
bye now.
till then.
:P

Exercise

2009-09-21T22:23:00.004-04:00

wheeeeeeeeeee.....

I have been exercising almost everyday of the holidays.
went to play kononnya "basketball" with anna, joevy and joelene and ended up doing everything but that. Haha.
we cycled. more like they(anna & joevy) cycled and joelene & i ran after them.
then, we played badminton.
But joelene kept losing to my mum and my mum LOST yo joelene's BROTHER!!
seesh.

My mum spent 50$ on cd's at the shop crystal told me to go to.
now, every night she makes me watch one of the 4 movies for "Final Destination"
argh.
they're so boring.
we finished the fourth cd yesterday, tonight she's gonna start making me watch "THE OMEN"
ihateit. ihateit.
i hate scary movies i tell you. HATEIT. =(

ANYWAY, sonia's back! and safe! with bryan and mini&old anna. haha.

*Bryan and Yohan last year*

Happy Birthday Bryan!!

Well, that's all then. byebye.

The weekend.

2009-09-16T10:51:00.002-04:00

haha. i haven't blogged in ages =)

the weekend was boring. almost everyone i cared about was out of town.
sonia was in Chiang Mai.
Anna and gobi's off to London.
Hilda's gone somewhere.
the whole worlds leaving.

went for youth in SMC. joyful, i guess. if saying u got stared by a nerd is what you define joyful is. *shivers*
:)

I have these strange addictions to The Beegees now. and smashmouth and tonnes of other groups i just heard about. hehe.
I became MONITOR!~~
haha. talk about unexpected. & unlikely. ohwell.

School seems a lot funner these days. at least AFTER morning prayer :P
Mel, nat, nic and i are getting too close.
& mel keeps reminding me that she wants to die in my house cause there's laughter. hahaha.
:D
and i wanna die in her's cause it's peaceful.

Here are some of my latest theories:~)
. Nicole sounds like val.
. Mel's a chinese goddess wh0 comes from clouds and sleeps in a lotus x]
. Pui Khei's gonna make an awesome MCA party speaker in the future.

lol.
Hopefully sonia has reached with mini anna and extra large anna. :)
i heared that the ugly truth is some awesome shit. i wanna watch. :P

~i get knocked down but i get up again~

Lol. Stupid yet funny =)

2009-09-04T10:43:00.002-04:00

I cooked!

2009-08-31T05:53:00.002-04:00

=)
i amelia actually cooked!
more like baked but still... it's a great improvement from doing absolutely nothing.
xD
I baked a cake! Can you imagine that?
i can't. it's been two days and i'm still sucking it in. Lol.
Really awesome cake i baked for godfather/ Priest/ uncle.
Anyway, two days was Confirmation day!
wheeeee....
*god only knows why i'm getting excited when i have two more years of getting up early on sunday mornings*
*sighs*
Ohwell, i had to make a really tough decision though.
Cause hilda/ Bukit Da asked me to go to Malacca with her. and Shannon made me promise that i'll come to her confirmation on Saturday.
Boy oh boy.
In the end, i decided to stay.
I was like fine fine, anyway, i wouldn't want to miss seeing clare in a dress xP

So, I went. Feeling really bad bout telling hilda i couldn't come.
But i was really glad i did in the end cause i got an evemn bigger shock when i saw Anna Loi in a black fitting, mini dress WITH heels!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
She came late tho.
That nut walked in from the side door. Thank God Michael Cheah didn't see her or she'll be given the stare.
Unfortunately/ fortunately i sat with anna.
That woman was so blur.
Stands when she wants too, sits when she wants to & kneels when she wants to.
She even stepped on my foot with her heels.
talk about OUCH.

=P

ooo, Terrance Yip came too.
It's been a while since i've seen that tall gay dude.
Oh, and sonia was confirmed too!! Yay her.

=)

I went for Justina's 1st birthday.
Uncle gordon had a lot to talk about the confirmation class.
lol
He almost choked when i said andrina said hi.
Then, his wife started the topic of the Don and The Sonia.
haha.
Then i met two dudes who are so light but they've got muscles like no other.

:)

Today, i BAKED AGAIN!
this time it was Chocolate muffins.
yummy yumkins :D

Now, i shall resume my darn geo folio.
Hehe.

*Amelia signs out*

Smiles that fill my day :)

2009-08-06T06:52:00.002-04:00

Yay!
i went back to school today after ages of not seeing Nat, Nic and mel.
Missed them so much.
Haha. i caused the laughter of nat, mel, nic, jo, ding and many people today.
felt really awesome xD
But nat and mel still don't want me to come to school. lol. cause i haven't healed like totally completely. i don't know why but when i'm with nat and mel i feel a lot better. i come home and without them i get sick. Gotta mean something. haha.
I went to school & found out that my darn history folio has to be done again at some parts in order for me to get full marks.
Oh YEAH, Karamjeet won't be teaching us anymore :(
and apparently she's sad about it. so am i.
cause just when i need a good teacher,i end up with some new teacher who's so effing blur.
=.=
bad bad bad ...
okay now.
am going out for dinner.
eating. argh! fat! LOL. i'll live.as the great saying by the Great Weiru Tan goes ..

"Amelia!! You must eat! it's time for us to eat. During this puberty stage! EAT AMELIA EAT!"

=)

thanks for und-ing dear!
i knew you would get it eventually.
lol.

Round n round.

2009-08-05T00:14:00.003-04:00

My head won't stop spinning.
stupitted headaches! =)
panadols aren't actually helping. i gotta sue somebody.
Lol.
Like from the movie Monsters vs. Aliens, the president fires some random dude for his dumbness. haha. loved bob.
now i love mikey!! not mickey. mikey! =P
My godmother just stopped by. made her coffee.
Oo, she said i make good coffee!
for a person who doesn't cook that well, who always gets screamed at by her twelve year old sister for doing something ridiculus while cooking in the kitchen, that's a very good compliment!
:)
My mum gave away some of her clothes which she has been keeping since the twentieth century to my godma. thank the lord for that!
i could break down into tears when i looked at the clothes. it's horrible. like no offense but seriously...
my mum: "noo, it's very new."
Amelia: When did you buy it?
Mother dearest: When i gave birth to your sister.
Amelia: *smacks head and does the best inpersonation of the nanny and says* That was twelve
years ago mother!
Lol.
My mum may be insane at times but she is awesome. haha.

...
i wonder if anyone realises that i didn't show for school today..
hhmmm...
gotta wait & see i suppose.

I'm really sorry, love.
i didn't mean what i did.
i was sick, for crying out loud.
what did can you really expect from someone who can't even think straight?
anyway, i'm really sorry.
looking at your present which you gave me breaks my heart.
sorry darl..

I the leprosy

2009-08-04T23:49:00.002-04:00

I feel like a leprous.
Everyone doesn't want me to go to school today.
people walk up to me and say "Woah amy, you look terrible"
i was like "Gee,thanks."
so, i didn't go to school today. whee =P
i got an MC. yay.
now i'm stuck at home. too sick to do anything.
i tried studying but all those words make me go dizzy.
so, here i am. blogging. LoL.
:)

Yesterday, i went to the doc's office. again.
i've been there so often the lady can predict what sickness i have. haha.
she even knows my name. hehehehehe.
Oh, and when i walked in the doc's office, i almost puked =)
there it was.. on the table.. two huge tupperwares of pee sitting there staring at me in the eye.
YUCK.
i tell you. gross was all i could say.
the doc immediatly had it removed when i almost puked all over him. lol.

ooo.. i found out something neat too!

Everyone has sinus but not all suffer from sinusitis.

'Sinus' is an air-filled space in the skull around the nose and it is not a disease.

Sinusitis is the infection and inflammation of the sinus.

Okay now.

got meds to gobble up.

Oh yeah. sorry peeps but the doc confirmed i won't be dying in the near future.

muahahaha you're stuck with me.

bear with it!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Woman!

2009-08-04T07:46:00.002-04:00

Sonia must pay. sonia must pay. sonia must pay. sonia must pay. sonia must pay. sonia must pay.

Sonia casted a freaking spell on me i tell you.
After talking to her she so totally coughed in my face and now i'm dead sick.
i'm actually waiting for my dad to take me to the doctors'.
ishhtic la..
it really sucks going to bed with rolled up tissue paper up your nostrills and you have to breathe through your mouth to stay alive!!

*screams*
lol.
you must make me better again.
* sneezes*
shoot. that's my call.
gotta go.
roger,out!
byeeee =)

2009-08-03T11:11:00.002-04:00

...
today's just one of those days who wanna scream till your lungs get soar.
in my case.. soarer.
uncle freaking kenny is making me repeat my entire J worksheet from the beginning.
dammit dammit dammit.
i've worked my butt out for that man and what does he give me in return? make me do it all over again.
screw it.
suddenly greenday seems to be helping me through screwed up times.
yay greenday! haha.

crystal for some reason has been trying the entire day to hurt my feelings just to claim a title i made up.
well, fyi, she failed.miserably.
why doesn't she get that she'll never beat nicole, i will never understand. =)

It was sonia's birthday today.
Happy birthday Dear!!! =P
got here chocolates but for some reason, she guessed it even before opening it. damn.
but at least that crazy twit's happy. LOL.

It was sheetal's birthday today too.
wished her last night.

dang it.
i'm so broke for this month. and i've still got five more birthday presents to buy. Argh!!
i need to save. or as my mother used to say.. beg,borrow or steal.
lol. the last thing is so not an option. cause i haven't a clue where to steal from. haha.

am now chatting with poh.
who thinks he can threaten me by telling my cousin that i'm not in bed. lame la.
can i highlight my cousin..
dong. =P
now, he claims to be scared of her.
i have so many things to type but i can never remember them all.
unlike sonia who memorizes the entire conversation.
okay,
gotta go curse our stupid teachers for giving us endless homework and a new stupid seni batik shit to do.
it's me signing off.
HAHA.

Reasons why i'm anorexic

2009-08-03T06:19:00.003-04:00

My goodness.
I just realised that i'm an anorexic.
There are like tonnes of reasons but ish. Quite sickening to type it all.
It's believed that fat people are lazy-er than thin people.
but it's also believed that fat people are happy go- lucky. =)
Lol.
that means i'm lazy and happy. not a very good combination but it'll work :D

Reasons:
a) i keep thinking i'm fat.
no matter how i look, my mind never changes.
i'm fat.
b)i have an obsessive fear of gaining weight.
c)i control body weight commonly through the means of voluntary starvation, excessive exercise, or other weight control measures.
d)my growth has stunted. i'm short.
e) i have dry skin
f) i have chapped lips
g) i get headaches all the time.
h) sometimes, my eyelids beat.(like my heart)
i) i have difficulties in concentrating.

ish ish ish.
these reasons prove alot.
are you happy ezz?
beat that.
=( =)
chau.

My Gosh.

2009-07-29T07:43:00.003-04:00

Today was horrible.
Everyone chose the exact week and day to fall sick.
and sonia + all sick sick ppl has been spreading their love (disease) to me the entire day.
lol.
I've got irratating folios to do.
but i still wanna visit my teacher and her new baby boy!
CONGRATS PN. RASHIDA!!
(or was it Rashidah? =)
so happy for her first child a.k.a. bundle of joy who happens to be the reason that hornbillians don't have a good english teacher.
so, we're stuck with teachers like PN.LIN that comes in, crushes my hopes and dreams by saying..

"Your mum is indian. Your dad is indian. So, you'll be an INDIAN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."

she said that with no expression what so ever and walked out of class a few minutes after that.

sigh.

i really miss the holidays.

oh well.

gotta get going.

toodles.

'there's no such thing as fate. It's just random disasters. Then you die.'

Pictures that my heart go boom boom pow =)

2009-07-23T10:40:00.003-04:00

i love MJJ!!!

Hornbillians on the loose! xDD

2009-07-22T08:19:00.004-04:00

Watch out people!

The hornbillians have gone boncus!
Lol.

Our class, 2 hornbill has gone nuts today =)

the went crazy went they realise that the back of the KOTEX book had stickers.
the whole class was running around screaming and fighting for stickers to do their long-awaited "manicures" (sticking stickers on their nails)

HAHA.

Thank gosh nat & i remained sane as these wackos ran around like it was the Armageddon.
lol.

Darkness has come over the land..

2009-07-09T09:47:00.007-04:00

R.I.P Michael Jackson...

Gosh.

it's really unbelievable that he's really gone.

the guy who broke the barriers between the coloured people and the white.

the guy who lived to give back. to children, the sick and the world.

& GOD still took him back.

After a very very short visit to earth.

sigh.

i watched the memorial and my tears never seemed to stop flowing even after watching the entire thing 11 times.

He gave so much but was hurt repeatedly by the world.

How much pain can one take, you tell me?

I just hope that wherever he is now, he's happy.

looking down from up there at his kids and family.

Prince, paris and blanket.. your dad must be so proud of you.

so, be strong for his sake.

Looking at his pics and videos just cracks my heart more and more.
Good people die young...

OHNO!!

I'm gonna die young!

shoot.

it's okay.

nat has my entire funeral planned out.

lol.

wait. does that mean she wants me to die???

oh well. i better go make something out of my life.

~and the ant is out~

holidays:P

2009-06-09T06:12:00.002-04:00

HAHA.
My holidays started on the night the first school term ended. lol. what a way to put it...

FRIDAY NIGHT~
Kathleen & i were forced to make huge posters on Manila card boards for my aunty's return to Malaysia after ten years and my great aunty's golden jubilee as a nun. we spent like the entire night doing and decorating. we went to bed with glimmer and sparkles all over.[literally]

SATURDAY~
All of us gathered at nanny's house to await the arrival of Lydia Andrew which was suppose to be at seven in the evening but we waited till twelve past.tsk..tsk..
She arrived and we hugged for so long thinking it should replace the decade that she hasn't been around to do so.like yeah right xP
then we fed her with all my grandma's finger licking food and at last, the moment she's been waiting for...DURIAN!!
gosh..that lady ate like there was no tomorrow =)
i stayed safe with mangosteens instead.

SUNDAY~
The Francis residence awoke at ten and rushed to mother superiors[my grandma] house to 'meet the in laws' (like the movie:) cause my cousin's getting married!!!! they were nice ppl tho. at night we had a mass for my grandaunt and dinner later. as usual i ate like a pig.

sorry but i have to stop here cause i need to get back home.
MY DAD'S GETTING ADMITTED INTO IPOH SPECIALIST HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!

wow.

2009-05-28T11:16:00.002-04:00

wow is the only word that comes to mind after you read her blog. a lot ..and i mean alot of people tell me she's really bitchy and heartless. but seriously, blogs are meant for everyone to express themselves. even those social outcasts.after scanning through her blog,all those rants and curses about her i've been getting from people who aren't on speaking terms with her seem to mean nothing.they just float away from my head.like a feather drifted away by the winds.i solute that child of god.=)

Amelia..ames..ameliaar..amy..babe..all means the same thing.

2009-05-05T09:30:00.004-04:00

Today was okay la.
just one of those days you wished you didn't have to go to school..
but you don't really have much of a choice when your mum's glaring at you..
iishhh.
Haha.check this out.

I found all these lines in the same BM karangan.

parents taking care of their own rice cookers.
parents looking clean.
parents have to make their home a heaven so that they can tie their kids there.

When you some them up, it just doesn't make the slightest bit of sense at all.

lol.today. something weird happened. during BM.

Nat yawned and streched.

Zainal: AH,kamu yang angkat tangan.Sekarang jawablah.

Nat:Oh ooo..

*tries to explain but she can't find the word,so she moves her hands all over the place*

:ames,how to say privacy?

Ames:Errr...dunno.just say privasi la.

Nat turns to teacher.

Nat:Err..pri..pre.."privacy" kepada mereka.

*Zainal shakes head*

Zainal:Memberi ruang la.

and we like sweat. =.=

hahaha..life in hornbill's unexpected.

lalalalalalalala. okay la.

gotta go. my art folio's staring at me.

argh!! tata.

A bumper list of pointless time wasters.

2009-05-01T22:44:00.002-04:00

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Wat would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
2get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glasS
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.

DO NOT USE ANTS!
THEY'RE VERY NICE HUMBLE, DOWN TO EARTH CREATURES!
and they're superb buddies:P

Try it=)

2009-05-01T22:28:00.003-04:00

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

whoopsie.

2009-05-01T21:59:00.003-04:00

I really gotta do smtg bout my blog. so dead.
so no time to revive it...
no mood either..

why do they always lie?

always.

they never fail to.

they say their okay. then they start to emo.

they lie.

why is the world so full of lies and betrayal of trust?

why can't people tell the truth?

like how they really feel about you?

or how annoyed they are when you go and talk to someone else?

the truth must come out.

sooner or later.

cause giving hope to the blind and lonely are only words that can be fulfiled by the big guy upstairs.

who gives you the power to hurt your brother or sister?

nobody.

that's who.

just this sick sick voice in your head who tells you to be holy and abandon the people who really love you..

deep inside.

where it matters..

+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+

the only person who can help you go through this daily grind is...

K.P.C =)

~KEPOCHEE..

best in singapore and JB!

and some say batam also!

hahahahahahahaha...

That's meee..

KPC's the part i played for our LIDSOC inter-class sketch.

the one we WON!

we had a fun-filled time.

full of laughter and joy.

i even felt a tinge of last year..

really miss it..

=.=

haha.

i've gotta get ding to gimme the video and show it to you guys.

everyone did it so well..with a touch of class and stlye.

yeahbaby.

okay. must harrass that lil rasculin to gimme the video:]

byeee.

wow.

2009-04-27T10:57:00.003-04:00

HAHA!
talk about my blog being abandoned.
lol:)
i've got so much to tell.so little time..
ish.
life's sickening.
seniors are nice ppl.
:P
and i miss all my friends so much!
amelia has currently gone on a holiday and this new freak has taken over my life and wrecked it.really want amelia to come back.she'll know what todo.i miss squirrel and rabbit and pigeon and goldfish and monkey so so much.just waiting. to be back in their loving arms.especailly nat's.
okay la.
i'm done being emo.
YAY! I'm doomed!
mid terms are in like 3 weeks. shittedly.
die die die.
i'm feeling this way and i'm not the one studying add-maths:P
pity those seniors..haha.
painting our class pink suddenly became my fault.
it's not like i chose the colour belle! :]
wheeeee....
kay kay.
i've got a freakingitedly art folio to do that's due next week.
ish.
tatata!!

Booyah!

2009-03-20T10:40:00.005-04:00

Happy Birthday Amelia!!

i can't believe it's finished.
it's over.
*snaps*
just like that.

:D

But i spent like five days celebrating like everywhere,so i guess it was worth it=)

the first two days,which was saturday&sunday ,we went to camerons:P
We went visiting.to all camerons had to offer.

that includes high tea and scones with jam,cream and butter!

yum yum xD

We rested on monday.not sunday:P

why?i haven't a clue.

tuesday night,was at Koh Sammui's:]

Dinner.absolutely deliciously delicious.

Wednesday was tea and cake time:D

Classic english style.

the cake was made by none other than Chef Alyssa&Anselm.

-coworkers-

a.k.a. room mates=)

the cake was a Victorian Sponge Cake with jam filing.

and on it was written,

`Lala..Happy Birthday'

hehe.

they know me so well.

The fifth day was My Birthday!!

we were in JUSCO:]

with lee.crystal wong.the leg tromper.alia.yyy.jo.

it was kinda fun la.

but it would have been better with a rabbit,a goldfish,a pigeon and my beloved Squirrel:D

and to wrap up my birthday, my mother brought us all to the Golden Archers:)

wheeeeeee...

hehe..haha..hoho..

Perfect week,don't you think?

kay kay.

will blog later.

~fingers crossed~

toodles!

Hols are back!

2009-03-16T01:33:00.002-04:00

whee=D

The holidays are here and exams are over+my birthday's around the corner.

Could things get anymore better?

wait,i just came back from camerons:P

it just did.

but no one's gonna be here for my birthday:S

: Nat's going for camp.

:Christina's in KL.

:Sheetal's in KL.

: Ding's IN TOKYO!!

*sings tokyo drift*

why god why???

i'm suppose to be with belle,lee,mi ching at jusco.

but nooo..it's lee's daddy's birthday.

Happy Birthday Mr.Lee!

[only god knows how many mr.lee's there are in ipoh=]

Oh ya.

Happy Birthday Nicolaaaa!

*points up*

your favourite colour,rabbit:D

soory i couldn't make it for youth but i have your pressie:P

I think it's better i didn't go.

you guys will be going on and on about sean.

so whatever la:P

oh mama.

gotta go eat Carl.

wait wait.

Crab:)

byeee.

Got pics xD

2009-03-16T00:17:00.003-04:00

The truth always triumphs:)

Me and me babies:D

victoria rocks!:P

Eva,Chee yin and I getting our trophies with some dostor dude who told us to do well in science:D

My mama said i was scratching my butt=p

well,I WASN'T!!

"Hand swing Girls@#%!where are your comands??!Girls Brigade Marchers.

in Pn.Ang's pronunciatiom::

"JEEBEE girlss"

Whee:D

2009-03-09T07:22:00.003-04:00

Sport's day's OVER!
:)
It was quite fun la.
GB didn't win anything tho.*heartbreaks*
oo..and i won a gold and a silver medal:]
i'm actually suppose to get another gold trophy but jo ruined it by running into sheetal's lane.
=.=
sorry for not blogging.
exam's in two days and you know la.it's complicated being not that intellectually smart.
the darn computer simply won't detect the camera cable and i can't upload the photo's now.
gotta do it some other time i guess.seesh.
bye bye and pray for me...

sick again.

2009-02-27T02:27:00.003-05:00

Hi.
Happy Birthday jo!
you're like totally officially fourteen,po po adi.
haha:P
just getting ready in nat's house for jo's partee.
so tired.
and i don't get it,but i always fall sick on important days.
and i feel awful.tried sleeping four times but the sound of nat's delicious irresistible voice is hard to sleep with.if you know what i mean?:D
feel like sleeping now.
nat's here.
sigh.
gotta go now. bye bye bye!
:}

xP

2009-02-06T04:05:00.002-05:00

I'm so sick of our teachers wei.
their utterly use-less at teaching but excellent at interacting:]

i tell you,my history teacher is driving me crazy.
first she tells us to go back and study history cause there'll be a quiz today.
so,being the assistant monitor and all,i did it.
stayed up until one to memorise and to the notes.
having cold,freezing because it was raining,crying,and my hands were shaking..
but that didn't stop me did it?
i just kept on doing my work till it's completed.
slept at one.got up at five thirty.
went to school and my wonderful teacher says that there won't be a quiz neither will she be checking our note books.
i was so pissed way and shocked.
my jaw just dropped and i looked at nat.
D';

ooo,and i gave lee a tour into her soul to understand where her spiritual life actually is.
and the result was bad.

you see.

Christina claims she's a CHRISTIAN.

BUT.

she doesn't not attempt to go to church for anything.

and sad to say,the last time she went there,

it was Christmas!

yeah.that's how bad it was.

and to add to that.

lee isn't baptised in any faith whatsoever.

so,when you minus CHRIST from your life.

and from the word christian,you'll get ian.

and believe me.

you don't wanna be stuck as a IAN.

you know why?

well,it's because...

IAN stands for

I AM NOTHING.

and that my friends,is exactly where lee is in her spiritual walk with god.

at the moment.

sad eh?

sigh.

let us pause for a few seconds and pray for this unfortunate child.

~.~.~.~.~.~

done.

now,i want you.yes YOU reading this to go home and reflect on this.

i leave you with only my peace and blessings.

shalom.

Photos at nat's.

2009-02-02T23:24:00.004-05:00

awww...

she likes it.

caught on candid camera.oops.

evill..

the piglet,squiry,i gave to nat:P

NAT thinks my eyes are too big.so,i tried to minimize it.

nat's eyes are wayy to small.

infa-redding with nat.

terrified of nat.

nat poyo-ing:D

natawee and me.

squirrel and i.

me and the nut- eater.

fattening delicious food.

yummy yumkins C:

CNY rocks:]

2009-02-02T22:43:00.004-05:00

Happy Chinese New Year!
okay,now i'm like totally in nat's house.
slept over last night.very fun:]
ate like a pig with a pig.
nothing unusual there
:D
now,i'm blogging.
oopps,sorry i haven't done that in ages.just school and all.
you know,the usual.
ooo,jo,nicole and i are gonna represent school for running.
we rock mann.
thanks to this weiru,i'm suppose to be in maziah's.
but nooo,she got me to wake up four times in the early morn just to hear "errr..don't want la.lazy"
so now,we're so going to go in the afternoon.[in the burning hot sun just because of that little lazy piglet]
tsk tsk.
ohwell,at least i get to spend more time here.
meet more ppl and yadayadayada.
that's about all i'm bothered to type.
so not used to this keypad.
bye bye.

mello a.k.a. monitor

2009-01-25T07:29:00.003-05:00

The stupid things mel can ask you with a straight face :P

"Do you know mrs.Ting?"

"yeah.."

"Is she married to Mr.Ting?"

"Is Cik liana married?"

Crystal:mel,amelia scribbled my hand D:

MEL:why?you scrible yourself is it?

Teacher in our class:"Kamu semua terlalu bising la.semua berdiri!"

mel:Terima kassiih cikgu.

nat...

2009-01-21T05:50:00.002-05:00

lol:]

i just figured today that nat's name when reversed became tan.
her surname.
hehe.
today was joyful.
ppl laughing at me when they heard my very very soar troathy voice.
people drinking ice drinks and eating fried stuff when they knew i couldn't eat it.
nat,i uploaded the stuff already in your pendrive.
buy,i'm such a good friend.dying and doing favours:]
sigh.
i cried listening to "at the beginning" earlier.
thinking bout lav.lee'll probably leave mgs soon.
T_T

i love you lav!

Don't goooooo...

i'll miss you too natto:(

bye...

cute guys + amelia= fantasy

2009-01-18T06:28:00.003-05:00

omg..the guys from the penang youth group that came to my church yesterday are so cute.
why must the guys from ipoh be sooo what la...
no offense gentlemen:P

anyway,as i said the youth group came to have a follow up from our december camp.
we had so much of excitement!
we were like singing with the lights of and everytime we jumped,
someone will scream in agony:]

we all went for sunset mass later and filled up three rows upstairs.
mass felt like five minutes cause none of us were really concentrating,
we were busy catching up with the team.:D

and i'm part of this year's youth comitee!
woohoooooo!!
i can't wait to start pumping up the party.

-back to my surreal life-
my bm teacher is really bad at teaching.
he makes us read a stupid poem and blabsss..
then, makes us to a report on it.
i was like whattt??

christina called and cried to me.

my best buddy,lav is leaving school this friday.
god help me deal with this.

i have to fake a smile on friday for "Hari Pelantikan".
and be happy for yyy for being alive for fourteen years.
D:

i'm beginning to be very emo.
according to nataaashhaaa.

uncle kenny's giving me new work as my homework and i'm going boncus bout it.

-on the bright side-
i just downloaded Zombie!!
generasiku and "At the beginning"
gotta go now.
tata!!:)

aww..

2009-01-16T04:39:00.002-05:00

hello:P

today was a really sad + fun day.

sad when i was told that lavinya's mum's in school to return the switching school form.

it was really depressing.nat and i were bummed out!

but i thought of something in the nick of time,

i started singing "lala..."

nat continued.

and we both were all happy-go-lucky again:)

hhmmm,what else happened?

lemme write five things that i did.

ate the chocalate chip muffin jo gave me.yummy.
i screamed when jo and nicole found my ticklish spot.
i went to Cf.
played stuck.
become a mother to very very unknown ppl who stuck behind me.

ooo..we played treasure hunting today.my group got 2nd place.mel's last and ding's first.

go figure;]

wE played really weird pervertic games in cf today.

ding enjoyed herself:]

ohh,i haven't mentioned my family to you guys yet.i'll do it the next time.

byeee.

Lalalalala [:

2009-01-15T05:02:00.003-05:00

Hewoooo!
i love my school:]
i'm not sure why i just said that considering that the teachers that walk in my class everyday needs to be kicked back into teaching school.(I'm still wondering if they went there in the first place.doesn't seem like it.their teaching license must have been bought in some pasar malam or somewhere.)especially this particular teacher,(not mentioning names) who is very very racist.it's just my luck to get a racist teacher every year who hates me.

yay!

today,i had a nervous breakdown in class.

too much skin contact with my temporary sivik teacher,miss Goh.

i practically scream out my words and drove the class to insanity.

everyone including miss Goh was like crying or laughing.

i couldn't tell.

as i enjoy saying,

it was 50 - 50

ooo,and jo and i got picked to run for Victoria,only the best team in MGS:]

whattodo?

when we're lacking of athletes,they get the best.

we had geo today,two periods.

very "fun".

but nat and i enjoyed it the most by finding all these weird countries and trying to pronounce their names correctly.lol.

here are some of the names i jotted down.

Funk & Wagnalls Hammond WORLD ATLAS.(king julian style)
Darling.
Rudolf
Dum fries.

Lol:P

wooohoooo!!

2009-01-14T06:11:00.002-05:00

yay!i thought naaatttaashhaaa my lala song.
now the both of us go insane while we sing it in class.

today was awesome mann.i managed to get to all three of those places and my attendence was ticked!!

and we learned the tradiotional GB cheer wich goes like

"GB keng,GB yeng,GB mou teng!woooo!"

it wass so nice man.

but i still got scolded by jia chi a lot.

i messed up my steps quite a few times.

lol.

oh no,my mum's calling for dinner.

byeyee!

hey there..

2009-01-13T02:28:00.003-05:00

me and mal:D

me!in sunway:P

me and alyssa in sunway,kl!

me,in my PInk christmas outfit.

The carolers..:]
these photo's are among 3000 that were chosen to be in my blog.

so,yeah.

there's loads more.

but it's annoying uploading pics.

arrgghh i die tomorow.

i have to be in three places at the same time.

i die i die i die.god save me!

(not the king.lol.)

2009..oh boy.

2009-01-09T00:48:00.003-05:00

Why so fast wan?

the holidays are gone...

no more having late nights,

getting up time has been forwarded by like approximately six hours earlier

I can't believe it.

i still write the year 2008 in my school books.

i'm still in denial,i guess:]

oOo..

i got a medal from kumon yesterday.

only bronze la:D

sad case.

but it's something.

i love school.love friends.hate teachers.

oh and about the teachers.

where do i begin?

the school is being mean and chucked the useless teachers.

all of them are so useless.

except one catholic teacher,our geo teacher.

she's so funnyxD

she explains everything using the worldwide language,Food.

she gets us drooling and then starts teaching.

and she always goes like

"am i making you hungry?'

nat and i will be like yeah..

speaking of fun,i haven't posted the christmas day pics.

i'll do it some other day.

my mum is like totally lecturing me about my computer time schedule.

i soo have to get going.

bye!

HO ho ho.

2008-12-25T02:04:00.000-05:00

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!

it's the christmas season,so let's all spread joy to the world!

by telling them about me:]

lol.

i had so much of fun last night.

messages with christmas greetings came pouring in like santas letters.

thanks for it you guys!

anyway,after mass we got together for wine and fruit cake in my grandma's house and we stayed there singing,dancing,drinking,fooling around till 6:30.

only then did all of us go back home.

but we went to the mamak too to have breakfast:)

then we came home and slept till three.

ain't we fun or what??

pictures will be coming after i return from kl.

byeee..:D

where is the love?

2008-12-17T11:16:00.000-05:00

i found these while i was doing my work.

awesome,huh?

bye now!

All alone..

2008-12-17T09:13:00.000-05:00

I'm so lonely.

nat isn't replying my message.

everyone happens to be out the exact time that i'm bored.

i just blogged in jcmann.

but no one seems to be replying me.

since they are all away.

I'm stuck doing the project for Youth Carismatic Day.

oh dear!

i'm suppose to collect money from everyone.

oh mama.

i better start calling the team now before i get in trouble.

ooo.

i just finished reading a book my mum ordered from reader's digest.

it's a collection of four books in one.

the story i read wass..umm..what was it again?

oh yeah.

the Undomestic Goddess.

really interesting book.

it made me feel like i was her through all those struggles.

it was a good book.

okay.going now.

Chau.

Nooo.

2008-12-17T00:30:00.000-05:00

Where is everybodys
They've all gone.
let's see.
~my parents are in the middle east on a vacation.
~my brother is in my aunt's house.
~my sister is at a sleepover.
~Christina is in Penang.
~Nat and the gang are in Youth Camp in Rawang.
~Hilda is nowhere to be seen since Sunday when i went to her house to watch Pirates of the Carribean
~My aunt who is suppose to be taking care of me is in town.

+add them all up+
=amelia's home aloneee.
all by myself..
all by myself..
r good.
at all.
oh well,bye now.

good times

2008-12-15T10:57:00.001-05:00

sigh.

i miss everybody.

T_T

Back in the old days...

2008-12-15T10:40:00.000-05:00

...

awww...

...

what was i doing?

no wayyy..

stooooppp!

hello hello!

2008-12-14T01:25:00.001-05:00

Boy oh boy!i jumped when i saw how i looked like.

Matthew,scraching like a lil puppy.aww.
THE ADORABLE JEREMY!

looking for invisible food.

why?i don't know.

Issac.the master of Poyo-ness:}

me,jo and pristeen.

look at the way jo dives into her food:D

I'm still waiting for more pics to arrive.

but you'll have to enjoy this in the meantime.

chau brothers!lol.

Doubling the pics.

2008-12-14T01:16:00.001-05:00

ouch.my back hurts.
like a lot.
yeoow!

amanda and her friends:]
the authentic beach babes.

Yohan and sis,jerusha,and sonia.

-pokexD-

mEL,darren,pauline,adeline,juliann,and ceryl.

that's me!talking with jo.and the nut with the tongue is nigel:)

Uncle nic being girlie with superhot,uncle gordon,

and some other guy doing a weird pose.

see you in a jiffy.

tata.

More pics:P

2008-12-14T01:08:00.001-05:00

very tiring la.uploading pictures..

but..

i'll survive

ppl getting tired from all the swimming.

Beach babes:p

uS.After throwing uncle nic in the sea:]

there's jack.sleeping.

where's jill?:O

God know's which creep took this.

but it still looks pretty nice.

well,i'll be back with more.

bye.

Pictures of OMPH youth camp 2008

2008-12-14T00:25:00.000-05:00

I'm so sorry i abandoned this blog for a long time.

but now i have photo's of the joyful youth camp.

Aunty connie being crazy.

in the very very long bus ride...

cat fight at the beach:]

Darren and gang:D

me..at the side..listening to instructions.

good me..

gtg now.

i'll upload more later.

bye bye!

yahoo:P

2008-12-01T22:27:00.000-05:00

saturday was a glorious day for me!
i had so much of fun.
:D
all of us including my aunt,my grandmama,and two of my aunties friends,ken teng and his wife,matilda had to get up at six to go for dim sum.
by the time we all got ready..it was seven.
we were then droved to Ming Court/kot.(i'm not sure:)
the food there was so yummy,we ordered like four times.
then,these ppl i call my relatives,say that their morning can't be completed untill they have white coffee.
so we all drive out to Nam Heong.
and have white coffee.
deeliciouss...
=P

ArgH!!!!!

2008-12-01T22:08:00.000-05:00

wow.i look amazing.
but to get amazing takes loads of time and patience.

i woke up on wednesday,had a slice of bread and butter,
had my bath and was off to the saloon.

i sat in that chair same chair for like four hours!

i didn't get to eat anything at the time and my stomach was growling at me.
and everytime it made a sound,the lady,jane would look at me and smile.
i like an idoit will grin back.
and after the looong agonising time of waiting,it was over!AMEN!!:]
and she cut here and there.
and snip,snip snip...
and wallla.
a whole new meeeeee...
yahoooo!!:)

supp?:)

2008-11-23T23:29:00.000-05:00

hey there homosapians!:]
wow.
i never knew i could be so wiped out after shopping.
i mean..i've only been shopping for seven days in a row!
ooo..and everyday something is bought for meee..
spoilt brat you may say?
i don't think so.
i'm cool.
i miss everybody.

yesterday,,i went for this chinese wedding and it was spended!
when it was time for the groom to kiss the bride..
he swooped her off her feet and kissedd her ever so gently.
real classic betul xD

and we went to syuen for the chinese lunch which started an hour late(2:00) and finished at4:30.
my mom and her insane friends..i tell you..
while waiting for the food to come which felt like forever,they started eating the chillies.
and that finished.so they ordered four bowls of chillies.
all finished.then they ordered cili padi.
then they ordered chopped garlic!
crazy rite?
later,before we could ask any more,a malay waitress came,took all the bowls and filled it to the top and gave it back to us:]
they must have been fedded up with us,so they did it without being told:D
HAHA:)
oh well,gotta go.
bye bye!

hewoo=p

2008-11-21T09:59:00.000-05:00

My world and the number 3.

there is seriously something fishy about my life these past few days.

everything that happens to me always seems to be linked with the number three.

it's scary really.let's see what really happened,okay?:)

last night,i watched the whole three Cd's the Sound Of Music.
today.i was stuck in Kumon for three hours.
i was so confused because i didn't know how to do my Kumon,i asked the teacher.and she told me that there were three "infactorable" polynomials in there.
i passed it up and it came back with three corrections on the last page.
in addition to that,i had to do the whole thing three times to get it right.
then,i sent christina three sms's.
i came home,and sat in front of the tv for three hours.
i realised later that i was watching the same episode of the Kimora Lee Simmons for the third time.
then,i took a thirty-three minute bath.
and what do you know??i have three extremely best friends named Natasha tan,Choong Yee Kee and Hilda Paviter Kaur:D

. . .

ain't my life weird or what?:]

Yay:D

2008-11-19T10:11:00.000-05:00

yippie!
My dad woke me at eight today and asked me if i wanted to go shopping.
like that also need to ask.
i mean what's the point of asking when you know the answer is YES!
after i got ready,i went into the car and we were off.
we went boot hunting for my mum to wear in JERUSALEM.
so hard to find decent looking ones with a good quality.
we finally found a pair.bought it and went to Parkson:]
They were having this thai sale going on and we went looking for christmas clothes for alyssa.
but we ended up buying all the clothes for me:)
IT WAS SO lovely.
we had lunch and left.then,we bought pisang goreng and went to my grandma's for tea.
her tea's the best.
yum.
came home.watched the nanny,had dinner and this is where i landed later.
ohboy,gotta go.
tata!

noo..

2008-11-19T10:03:00.000-05:00

i'm gonna be so fat la.
i ate like a pig.not a piglet,a PIG!
i ate lo mah kai.junk food,and later western food.god help me not put on weight.
please!

anyway,i went to tesco in pengkalan yesterday and i loved it:]
it's so big and the stuff sold there is so gorgeous.
i was absolutely delighted.
even more when my mum bought two espirit watches for me:D
one was white.the other purple.
and i bought this really cute shorts for me.
and we bought decorations to make a crown for my brother.
we went home and as i was sticking the shiny thingi on the crown,i was singing
"lalalalalalalalalala..."
and my aunty said that i was a retard.what crap man?i am perfectly civilised.
oh dear.bye now.

woo hoo!

2008-11-19T09:02:00.000-05:00

I had fun!;]

unbelieveable,right?

i know.lol.

but the movie was sooo boring.

but the planning and the after party was just lovely.

now,let's start when i reached maziah.

well,it was kinda quiet but i reached and i saw lav and janice;}

she LIED to me and said that our classroom was the form two classroom.

and as usual,being dum and all,i believed her and went to the back and saw nothing.

stupid me.

class was boring and crystal and i were counting down the last few minutes and it finally finished.

hallelujah!:D

then,we hopped in crystal's car.

quite fun.aunty paige is so hip.i think she should get married to my dad.

ooo.then,chang and i would be related.neh.

okay..after picking nicole up,we got to jusco,met yyy and headed upstairs.

but we went nail-polish shopping first in sasha i think.

we went up,bought popcorn and drinks and got in the teater.

three words is all i need to explain:

ate.watched.yawn.text.ate somemore.

ooo..and jo and i left quarter a bucket of popcorn on the seat:]

then we went into a shop.and chang and i bought these awesome earrings with smiley faces on them:)

we sent nat home and jo and i protected her from the terrorist who were watching.i just knew it.i could feel their presence.scary..

the most wonderful thing that happened was when we went into capcom.

we payed 20$ and went in the photo boot.it was so nice.the photo's we took.but out of six pictures,four were taken cause for the fifth one,the curtain wouldn't go down.

and out of the four,nicole chose ONE!

why?i don't know.

we wasted our money for pictures of us which made us look like freaking vampires.

sigh.so heartbreaking mann.

and we couldn't do another one cause yy was going home.

sigh.

we sent her off and went back up.

we bought more tokens for 22$.

we went in.planned all our moves and took all the photos.awesome!

and we went behind to edit it.

it was soo pretty!!!

We printed it and came out awesomely.

we divided it among ourselves.

then,we went looking for white clothes for jo.what an adventure that was!

so many clothes that we took.and while chang was doing something with jo in the changing room,nicole painted my nails metalic pink and i painted hers too.the colour was so exquizit.

and jo came to my house!inside!to my room.

i took out my dresses and it fitted her wonderfully.

she looked really lovely.she went home with my dress and my kar khei was in the car:D

well,that's all now.byee.

Hey folks!

2008-11-16T23:54:00.000-05:00

torture!

I'm suffering.

from the boredom cancer.

i'm getting diagnosed tomorow at jusco's cinema

i can't believe nat and i are wasting our parents money by watching the same movie we watched just a few days ago at the exact same place.

but it'll be fun i guess.

with the jc mann crew.

-m+y=jc yann.

so chinesy la.

ooo..

yesterday was fun.

i went to my second cousin's house for a fellowship and there was this extremlly hot hawt guy.

he was so cuttee man.

no idea who he is.

but at least i know he's not my relation:]

LOL!

joon yung thinks we hate him.

double lol.

he's quite perasan la.

i can't wait for the movie.

natto...sorrree..

it was all my idea.

whoops.

i didn't say that.

okayyy.

i better leave before things get ugly...

very ugly.

bye humans!

Missing friends leads to boredom

2008-11-15T23:15:00.000-05:00

I need to see my friends again!

Argggh..

i miss nat and all of my friends so much.

i wanna go to school tomorow.

can ar?

even angel's going kuku.

she's says she misses me and worries with her not being in hornbill next year,i might not get bullied.

sicko:D

HAHA:}

i watched madagascar 2 already.

i was expecting it to be funny.

they disappointed me bad.

ding and i should be on the crew la.

it'll be so funny:)

YES!

i downloaded the bella's lullaby.

it's so nice and sad..

very very sad..

makes me think of school,and friends,best friends.

noooo...

i'm so emo now.

sigh..sigh..sigh..

see you soon.bye.

oh my my.

2008-11-10T23:45:00.000-05:00

hooi.
nat,your right.
my blog has been abandoned.all due to me careless-ness and naughty-ness.
:}
look.i made a song.
"this little blog of mine..
i'm gonna let it shine...
this little blog of mine...
i'm gonna let it shine...
let it shine..let it shine...let it..SHINE!!"

i think i'm losing it.

I'm really really sorry all you cgmc ppl for not being able to go for the youth camp.
hope you find it deeeep down to pardon me.

and i finally bought the shampoo nat uses that drives me insane!
the smell can make me jump of a building:)
i can't wait to use it.

hey you know what,the bella song sounds quite okayy when it isn't being sung by three monkeys.
which go by the name:Natasha tan
:Crystal chang
:davina ding.
:D
whoops.no offence ppl.
quite boring la the holiday.
i wanna see nicola and mojo jojo!
it's not fair.
i may never ever see them alive again...ooo...

oh well,i'll see you people soon.
byee..

hehe

2008-10-15T20:32:00.000-04:00

Helloooo.
yesterday was awesome.
i learned three new games which ended with me all bruised up badly:(
miss loh was in a good mood,she actually "joked" with us.and i think i saw her smile.
unbelieve-ble?i know.
we,the hornbillions are hopeless.the finals are next week and we're playing games and doodling.
i don't even wanna try and imagine what my marks will be...argh!
OK.
chau:D

sorry:]

2008-10-14T21:18:00.000-04:00

sorry people.
exam is near and my stupidity level is rising.can't blog alot.
i need professional help.
argh!
anyway,
nothing much happened recently.we did a doodle yesterday.
we meant nat,alia,ding and i.
quite nice la.

okay,i'm not suppose to be here now.just woke up:D
bye ppl.

:D

2008-10-10T22:59:00.000-04:00

Hi,

yesterday was loads of fun.i loved it:]
you see,when i reached school and put down my bag,i sat in a very non-stable position.
and my dear nicole took the opportunity to keep pushing me down over and over again.
and when i got up,my butt was covered in mud=.=
all nicole could do was to ask me to sit in that position AGAIN.and i did it.AGAIN.

*stupid me*

then,

we went sewing...i know.i know.lame-ness.
can't agree with you more.
later,i was in a very uncomfortable position.i had to sit face-to-face with lee and crystal.
they were like just staring at me for a good two minutes when i broke the silence and walked away..
big mistake.

they looked at each other and looked at me.i screamed and ran.i couldn't get far.that's when i was lifted in the air twice by the both of them.aarggh!so uneasy.oh well.that's life.

and what eewwed me the most was that the grass i put in angel's shoe yesterday was still in there today.gross.it was all squashed up and yellowee.yuck.she lives like a pig man:]

oh ya..

and the "fried keropok guy" thinks i'm an idiot.

this is what happened.

nicole,mel,crystal,and someone else asked me to buy some for them.so i(being kind-hearted and all-che waa),went to go get it.

i was like..

amelia:uncle,gimme this for fifty cents,

uncle:boleh..boleh.

*he gives it to me*

amelia:uncle,lima lagi.

uncle:nah.

*he gives me another packet*

amelia:uncle,satu lagi.

he stares at me.

amelia:lima dan seringgit lagi.

he sighs and shakes his head.

and all out of a sudden,chak joe yee a.k.a. cicak comes and says..

cicak:uncle,bagi tiga packet keropok.

uncle gives me a cold hard stare.i pay.i walk away.

embarassing la.

ps:don't mind the usage of my manglish:]and my dum-ness.

we had a raya celebration among all the classes.everyone joined in.

except joelene,nat and i.cause someone was upset.no probs for me.i got to sneak out food.then the gang came to us cause(i,the live of the party) wasn't there.HAHA:p

so we had more and more food!yummmy!

ding spilled some of her creation"slurpee" on me.and i was tempted to lick myself.so i did:]LOL!

i tasted yum-yum.then joelene fed me her burger,and ding fed me some cappochino jelly and all i can say is this equation.

mayo+slurpee+cappochino=yuck.

then,i stole joann's container of foood and ran.she caught up with me and took everything away.NOOOO!

and the heron girls came to the class and i had to shoo them=mean girls way:]fun.

later,we went home with paper plates which had crap written on it.

and alia and i told a girl to tell her daddy that the hornbillions ROCK!!she looked at us and hurried away.bother.

and we tried playing frisbee.what a failure that was!

oh well.bye now.

Fun fun fun...

2008-10-09T10:40:00.000-04:00

Sup peeps?
Today was amazing!
i loved it.loved it.
and it all started when i got to school.

The first thing i did was talk with Nat,joelene and ding imitating the incident that happened in wijaya the day before.something about missing handphones,Alfred and ray.
Next,i was pulled away by one of the still-existing species.she talked.i was forced to listen.

anyway,
i got bored and went to angel.and i immediately spotted a hole in her shoe and started stuffing hand fulls' of grass into it+poking it with a stick.HAHA!

Later,
angel and i were doing spells and charms on the darn fan at the back of the class to make it work because we were sweating to glory.
the charm went like this:
"Mali Mali hom,Mali mali hom hom."
and it didn't work at all!hopeless.

Then during English period,
sawaran stared talking about changes we like and dislike.
get this.
ding wants to die peacefully without living on her own and working first.
weird?tell me bout it:P

guess what?Davina Ding made a SPERM!
A very long one indeed.
she spent so much time making it,she didn't even use it.
she has this weird idea of making truck fulls and donating it to a sperm bank.
Okayy....
moving on..angelia just had to hit me THRICE when i helped her answer sawaran's question.
hmph!tak berterima kasih pun.

AND the saddest thing that happened today was that my friend,mr.birdie,commited suiside.
just like that.he's body is yet to be recovered.he was such a dear friend.now he's gone.it's really a tragic end.

Much much later,
nat and i were given the task to babysit lil' hubble wubble,a.k.a. ding hsin huei.
she was adorable at first...but later got annoying:]
but we survived.
and then,ding and i went boncus.
we made fun of almost everything we saw..etc..nat's face and the word melaka.
odd:D

After that,
nat,joelene,boey,yee kee choong and i played a very childish game.
which included "one-to-jus!".
don't ask...

okay.bye now:]:]

Hi:D

2008-10-08T11:25:00.000-04:00

Hello...
today was fun.
miss loh actually was hillarious.kinda.in her own special way:P
school was normal.mel fell thrice in half an hour.tragedy..
and i was always the one saving her from the evil nicole and crystal:]

Mel greeted me this morning by puncing me and ending with me having a swollen lower lip.

ouch!
later,everything was like normal.hhmmm...besides one thing.which only natto can know:D
i wonder what is it?hhmmm...maybe...just maybe...

never mind..i'll leave you guys guessing:]

bye.

urgh.

2008-10-07T21:39:00.000-04:00

i really seem to dislike people that thinks everything and anything should happen their way.
really..
if it doesn't go that way,that certain somebody will blame the person who gets the attention for stealing their "spotlight".

It's really sick and hurtful.They can pretend to be hurt and cry like there's no tomorrow.
Then,when they get back the attention,they'll act like normal again and start talking about themselves.
It's like the world world evolves around them.

A wise girl once told me,they think that they're going round n round a banana tree:]lol.

it irritates me.i know someone just like that.they enjoy criticising people who don't wanna listen to their crap.
annoying...

i guess we've just gotta embrace and take in all the crap their crapping about.
oh botherlah!

anyway,Nat brought the wonka round-yummy-sucking thing:D
it's so magical.it changes colour.awesome...

okay,i haven't bound my folio yet so i can't pass it up.
i'm doomed!so is nat.now i know why we're both so attached to each other:]LOL!

Hi people:p

2008-10-07T08:58:00.000-04:00

Hello....
(6/10)
yes.today finally we had mystery in our class:]
let me be the narrater..
you see it all started when god made the world.YEAH RITEE.

you see melissa,natasha tan and myself created a bank known as the [M.A.N BANK] to help crystal manage and save her money cause she has a very severe case of spenda-mania which literally means spending your money and buying stuff you don't even need.some kind of weird desease...

Anyway....
yesterday,she found out that she lost her purse!i didn't care acually but when she told me all the savings were inside....i FREAKED!

The commitee members of the M.A.N BANK got together with the owners and founders to have a moment of silence to reflect on the missing wallet.where is was seen last and who saw it last and so on.
There were a lot of finger-pointing moments in the process:)tsk..tsk..
in conclusion,we asked our client to go home to check whether it was lying around somewhere.

She did that and came to school the next day.as usual.

(7/10)
Crystal comes to school and tells us that it's not at home!Wonderful!

so we talked about it for a while and eventually the topic was dropped.okayy...
school started.i wanted to go home cause i had so much of fun and entertainment:-)
*speaking sarcasticly*:]

Then,after recess...suddenly christina spots something sparkling at the corner of her eye.
she takes a deeep breath,gets up and walks in that direction..and ABBRA-KE-DAB-BRA!
She pulls out a wallet.after close inspection we figured this dusty,raped piece of trash belonged to the one and only crystal chang!:]:]

We were delighted.and we looked inside it and her ten bucks gone!just like that.
haizz...really drama case larr..

Then came the investigation part and i looked at all the hornbillions eye-to-eye.
i saw the guilt in all of them:]

And i declared that i would find that rapist and nail her down.because fwance is fwance and justice is justice:D:D:P

the end.

bye.chau.

oh ya...

2008-10-06T12:09:00.000-04:00

And nicole said i was a termite a.k.a. a helpless small ant which she'll eventually
SQUASH me to death!

and to make me feel better...crystal did the honours TWICE to show me how it was gonna be done.

and we going round and round a tree.for what?i still don't know.i called nicole and four other creatures appeared behind her.

then after that..when we got down from the pavement..we realised that the tree was bent.On my side!
And crystal went on and on that it was cause i was fat and all that mambo jumbo.Haizz...
Thank GOD..she went home soon.

Then later,my ride came.and i went home too.the end:]

Family!

2008-10-06T11:59:00.001-04:00

Haha:D
today was fun:]i got to see nat after ages.Here's my report on her:
~healthy
~graceful
~and unfortunately..still stuck with that ear-piercing,cow-killing screech!Oh mama.

Yay,today i finally found out how to do that awful sivik folio.so much of work.TORTURE!
Hmmm...we played husband and wife today.the way the wife's are so desperate to have an affair is a wonder to me:P
Ding pulled out a long black string from a part of my body.just like magic.
*starts singing"if you believe magic"*

Went to kumon.finish all the homework.did correction.got out.
went to mamak.had yummy teh tarik.(which tasted Ahsem by the way!)

Came home.did maziah's homework and...WALLA!
i'M HERE.ooopps...i'm suppose to be doing my work now.

Bye ppl:]:]:]

Yes!

2008-10-05T09:13:00.000-04:00

Hallelujah!
i finally finish my folio.all the pressure for one folio is out.

Just when i'm rejoicing,yee kee calls and says she lent her book to joelene
=she can't do her work.
=more head cracking moments:}

Haiyoo..
lot of drama lah the form one's.haizz...

OH NO!
I have one more folio to do.bless me lord.

:]

2008-10-03T03:16:00.000-04:00

I love the movie "MAMAMIA"!

it's soooo nice.and funny:p

sorry i haven't blogged all the time.annoying folio's getting in my way=.=
Oh ya..
Natasha tan is Back in action!hooray!+she came home in one piece.
[wasted all the plans ding and i made]

Goodness Gracious,
Malcolm Ambrose came with his family.Had a blast.hard to admit..he's coffee is really good.
(so you can guess how high is my caffein intake:)
But now..he's gone.NOOOOO.

Oh dear,i've got so much of kumon and folio crap to finish.
gotta go ppl.

bye:D

Hello again...

2008-09-29T11:16:00.000-04:00

Hello Hello,
I'm super bored la..holidays suck when you have to spend them at home.Hmm..my weekend was fun.

Church~had childrens mass.beautiful voices:)strucked me that next week will be nicole's last week in malaysia.DAMN.i'm gonna miss her:(

Sunday school~learned that others was suppose to be blessed through me.
~get this.my brother(a.k.a. tone deaf moose) wants to join the childrens choir.GOD
BLESS the old ppl. in my church.

Monday~Went shopping.kumon.nothing much actually.
~waiting to see lav and crystal and zale and bla bla bla tomorrow.

oh well,that's my life.sad eh?

okies.bye.for now....

Ames...ames...ames

2008-09-26T10:43:00.000-04:00

Hello wonderful ppl out there,

I'm amelia.People call me ames and i call myself me,myself and i.

I'm currently missing my natty who just had to go to singapore.Of all the places in the world!
Seriously ppl.Why so farrr?Haizz..

Anyway,
it was quite boring for the first half of today.Things seemed brighther when sawaran came in and expected us to do our presentation.is was ok until i realised that nat had it.

Then...started la..crystal,mel and i cracking our heads thinking of something that actually made sense.SICK MAN.

But,we forced mel to read it in the end.HAHA:]

Ps:I was brutally licked and bitten by christina lee and crystal chang(call children's aid)

Chau brothers[: