Anna's Deepavali Open House =DDD

=)=)=)
LoL.
i wanna go back to saturday.
went for church. phillip was babbling i couldn't get what he was saying, so i slept.
haha. what a Catholic.

Went to anna banana & popiah's house.
went wishing ppl.. and then..
...
*couldn't stop smiling*
lalala
*nudges andrina* hehe.
anyway, after eating yummy,high-in-cholesterol food,
we decided to gamble.
haha. i know. just like that x]
Popiah went to buy drinks and we bought cards.
started playing these KL card games and betting money.
i lost ten bucks and won FIVE BUCKS!
so much for that.
then vinod started saying that it was because of the, get this,
"Ipoh-people Syndrome"
smacked that dude.
:)
& the stupid thing was, Popiah's students (malay ppl) were drinking whiskey.
tsk tsk.
so much for their..allahwashbum.
teacher melissa has gone mad.
she thinks i'm dating joel PINTO and melvin NAVIN!!
why, in heavens name, i don't know.
ps: Popiah has an awesome tattoo on his back which spells his name.
iknow! the irony of it eh!
hAhaha.
kay la. gotta dream bout *hehehehe*
chao x)

I.despise.thee.esther.

i hate you esther.
so much.
that little orphan bugger!!
makes my blood rush.
:s

School today =)

LOL.
school today was awesome!
started with morning prayer.
during english, chang wanted to put my ideas into writing. so, we started doing the modified version of robinson's story. haha. will promise to put it here when it's done.
During science,
chang&i talked about Korean movies. nice :)
Recess,
i was suppose to duty with chang (according to her), but i didn't. so she made me sign the "Glitter Blood Contract".
the conditions were that i have to duty with her on tuesday for more than ten minutes or i become her slave for TWO days.
she then took my thumb and coloured it with green highlighter and forced me to put my fingerprint on the contract. Wacko.
Then, geo was boring. what do expect from that woman? nothing much actually. the woman uses two periods to talk about TWO PAGES. argh!
maths was awesome cause we played this game chang watched on a korean game show. we had to push our opponent down without moving our legs and only using our hands.
mel was aggressive.
and when mel and i played. mel pushed my hand and my pinky scraped some of the skin for changs eyelid.LOL.
it started swelling. Then mel made it worse when she told chang that her wound was starting to look like the Japanese flag HAHA.
Next, we were talking about icky stuff during sivik. thanks to ding, i can't look at a raw chicken anymore without having those mental images.
:)
we bid farewells and some very annoying ppl kept wishing me Happy deepavali after me screaming at them that i'm not indian nor do i celebrate deepavali. Haha.. hornbill's awesome.

Bye now.
:P

Expectations..expectations.

The mess i made =)

Hello hello. haha. i haven't blogged in ages.
a few updates:

Bronya's 21st...
i made a fool out of myself (yes,nat,AGAIN.) haha.
Thank god ezz showed up:)
to think that she knows half my clan..ahh. makes me proud. lol.
I made a masterpiece outside the Anderson Old cafeteria. haha. right next to the flagpole.
it was so eewish-tic. ps:a carrot popped out. LOL.

Post-party:
My mum was anything but sober. U.Sunny was dancing to Pokerface with Aunty Anne Marie's walking stick! (aunty anne's my GREAT aunt)
The birthday girl revealed her awesome tattoo on her back.
We danced, laughed, joked, drank, sang. As normal as any of our family reunions + a lot of booz.

That same day, i went to alia's house.
Huge.
& there was this freaky guy who looks and acts like Noel Manosh. [like omg]
so creepy the way he was staring at me. *shudders*
The freak brought a gun and shot one of my church members. He got bruised pretty badly. Now he's parents wanna sue. (seriuosly)
LOL.

On a sunday.
went for sunday school. duh.
Teacher made brennan read 500 words from the bible. lol.
Then mr.peter (like the rabbit :) ,
punished michael and leon for not paying attention. hah.
They were to dance in front of the whole class. Someone suggested pole dancing and handed them a broom each. The freak started sweeping the class. what???!
so,eric played a techno tune from his phone and leon stared JIGGLING. ROLF.
and michael did the same. Talk about yucky. haha.

Another random thing was when Mr. pete was complaining about maharajalela.

Mr pete: This malays all fanatics la. You look at that maharajalela guy. He commited a sin by
killing Birch. But they treated him like he was a superhero.
Stan : Teacher! don't say like that so loud! If not, they'll catch you and throw you in jail under
ISA!
Mr.pete: Waa.. you also know what ISA. What does it stand for stan?
Stan : *with an indian accent* Itu Saya Ada!
*whole class bursts out laughing*
LOL.

Random convo with Sonia after school.

Sonia: why don't you update your blog?
Me : cause my entire fav. list is gone and i don't remember my blog link.
Sonia: Do you remember your username?
Me : Yeah.
Sonia: Your password?
Me : yeah.
Sonia: Then go TO BLOGGER.COM LAAA!
Me: Ohhh.yeahhh.
Sonia :*smacks head* OMG amelia..
haha. sonia had the abillity that day to make me feel like the biggest fool/idiot that day.
LOL.

ahhhh.. awesome week :)
Now, i'm waiting for U.Nic & joel to come eat my mum's shark curry.
so much for save the sharks. lol.
bye now.
till then.
:P

Exercise

wheeeeeeeeeee.....

I have been exercising almost everyday of the holidays.
went to play kononnya "basketball" with anna, joevy and joelene and ended up doing everything but that. Haha.
we cycled. more like they(anna & joevy) cycled and joelene & i ran after them.
then, we played badminton.
But joelene kept losing to my mum and my mum LOST yo joelene's BROTHER!!
seesh.

My mum spent 50$ on cd's at the shop crystal told me to go to.
now, every night she makes me watch one of the 4 movies for "Final Destination"
argh.
they're so boring.
we finished the fourth cd yesterday, tonight she's gonna start making me watch "THE OMEN"
ihateit. ihateit.
i hate scary movies i tell you. HATEIT. =(

ANYWAY, sonia's back! and safe! with bryan and mini&old anna. haha.

*Bryan and Yohan last year*

=)

Happy Birthday Bryan!!

:)

Well, that's all then. byebye.

The weekend.

haha. i haven't blogged in ages =)

the weekend was boring. almost everyone i cared about was out of town.
sonia was in Chiang Mai.
Anna and gobi's off to London.
Hilda's gone somewhere.
the whole worlds leaving.

went for youth in SMC. joyful, i guess. if saying u got stared by a nerd is what you define joyful is. *shivers*
:)

I have these strange addictions to The Beegees now. and smashmouth and tonnes of other groups i just heard about. hehe.
I became MONITOR!~~
haha. talk about unexpected. & unlikely. ohwell.

School seems a lot funner these days. at least AFTER morning prayer :P
Mel, nat, nic and i are getting too close.
& mel keeps reminding me that she wants to die in my house cause there's laughter. hahaha.
:D
and i wanna die in her's cause it's peaceful.

Here are some of my latest theories:~)
. Nicole sounds like val.
. Mel's a chinese goddess wh0 comes from clouds and sleeps in a lotus x]
. Pui Khei's gonna make an awesome MCA party speaker in the future.

lol.
Hopefully sonia has reached with mini anna and extra large anna. :)
i heared that the ugly truth is some awesome shit. i wanna watch. :P


~i get knocked down but i get up again~

Lol. Stupid yet funny =)

I cooked!

=)
i amelia actually cooked!
more like baked but still... it's a great improvement from doing absolutely nothing.
xD
I baked a cake! Can you imagine that?
i can't. it's been two days and i'm still sucking it in. Lol.
Really awesome cake i baked for godfather/ Priest/ uncle.
Anyway, two days was Confirmation day!
wheeeee....
*god only knows why i'm getting excited when i have two more years of getting up early on sunday mornings*
*sighs*
Ohwell, i had to make a really tough decision though.
Cause hilda/ Bukit Da asked me to go to Malacca with her. and Shannon made me promise that i'll come to her confirmation on Saturday.
Boy oh boy.
In the end, i decided to stay.
I was like fine fine, anyway, i wouldn't want to miss seeing clare in a dress xP

So, I went. Feeling really bad bout telling hilda i couldn't come.
But i was really glad i did in the end cause i got an evemn bigger shock when i saw Anna Loi in a black fitting, mini dress WITH heels!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
She came late tho.
That nut walked in from the side door. Thank God Michael Cheah didn't see her or she'll be given the stare.
Unfortunately/ fortunately i sat with anna.
That woman was so blur.
Stands when she wants too, sits when she wants to & kneels when she wants to.
She even stepped on my foot with her heels.
talk about OUCH.

=P

ooo, Terrance Yip came too.
It's been a while since i've seen that tall gay dude.
Oh, and sonia was confirmed too!! Yay her.

=)

I went for Justina's 1st birthday.
Uncle gordon had a lot to talk about the confirmation class.
lol
He almost choked when i said andrina said hi.
Then, his wife started the topic of the Don and The Sonia.
haha.
Then i met two dudes who are so light but they've got muscles like no other.

:)

Today, i BAKED AGAIN!
this time it was Chocolate muffins.
yummy yumkins :D

Now, i shall resume my darn geo folio.
Hehe.

*Amelia signs out*

Smiles that fill my day :)

Yay!
i went back to school today after ages of not seeing Nat, Nic and mel.
Missed them so much.
Haha. i caused the laughter of nat, mel, nic, jo, ding and many people today.
felt really awesome xD
But nat and mel still don't want me to come to school. lol. cause i haven't healed like totally completely. i don't know why but when i'm with nat and mel i feel a lot better. i come home and without them i get sick. Gotta mean something. haha.
I went to school & found out that my darn history folio has to be done again at some parts in order for me to get full marks.
Oh YEAH, Karamjeet won't be teaching us anymore :(
and apparently she's sad about it. so am i.
cause just when i need a good teacher,i end up with some new teacher who's so effing blur.
=.=
bad bad bad ...
okay now.
am going out for dinner.
eating. argh! fat! LOL. i'll live.as the great saying by the Great Weiru Tan goes ..

"Amelia!! You must eat! it's time for us to eat. During this puberty stage! EAT AMELIA EAT!"

=)



thanks for und-ing dear!
i knew you would get it eventually.
lol.

Round n round.

My head won't stop spinning.
stupitted headaches! =)
panadols aren't actually helping. i gotta sue somebody.
Lol.
Like from the movie Monsters vs. Aliens, the president fires some random dude for his dumbness. haha. loved bob.
now i love mikey!! not mickey. mikey! =P
My godmother just stopped by. made her coffee.
Oo, she said i make good coffee!
for a person who doesn't cook that well, who always gets screamed at by her twelve year old sister for doing something ridiculus while cooking in the kitchen, that's a very good compliment!
:)
My mum gave away some of her clothes which she has been keeping since the twentieth century to my godma. thank the lord for that!
i could break down into tears when i looked at the clothes. it's horrible. like no offense but seriously...
my mum: "noo, it's very new."
Amelia: When did you buy it?
Mother dearest: When i gave birth to your sister.
Amelia: *smacks head and does the best inpersonation of the nanny and says* That was twelve
years ago mother!
Lol.
My mum may be insane at times but she is awesome. haha.

...
i wonder if anyone realises that i didn't show for school today..
hhmmm...
gotta wait & see i suppose.




I'm really sorry, love.
i didn't mean what i did.
i was sick, for crying out loud.
what did can you really expect from someone who can't even think straight?
anyway, i'm really sorry.
looking at your present which you gave me breaks my heart.
sorry darl..

I the leprosy

I feel like a leprous.
Everyone doesn't want me to go to school today.
people walk up to me and say "Woah amy, you look terrible"
i was like "Gee,thanks."
so, i didn't go to school today. whee =P
i got an MC. yay.
now i'm stuck at home. too sick to do anything.
i tried studying but all those words make me go dizzy.
so, here i am. blogging. LoL.
:)

Yesterday, i went to the doc's office. again.
i've been there so often the lady can predict what sickness i have. haha.
she even knows my name. hehehehehe.
Oh, and when i walked in the doc's office, i almost puked =)
there it was.. on the table.. two huge tupperwares of pee sitting there staring at me in the eye.
YUCK.
i tell you. gross was all i could say.
the doc immediatly had it removed when i almost puked all over him. lol.

ooo.. i found out something neat too!

Everyone has sinus but not all suffer from sinusitis.

'Sinus' is an air-filled space in the skull around the nose and it is not a disease.

Sinusitis is the infection and inflammation of the sinus.

Okay now.

got meds to gobble up.

Oh yeah. sorry peeps but the doc confirmed i won't be dying in the near future.

muahahaha you're stuck with me.

bear with it!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

:P

Woman!

Sonia must pay. sonia must pay. sonia must pay. sonia must pay. sonia must pay. sonia must pay.

Sonia casted a freaking spell on me i tell you.
After talking to her she so totally coughed in my face and now i'm dead sick.
i'm actually waiting for my dad to take me to the doctors'.
ishhtic la..
it really sucks going to bed with rolled up tissue paper up your nostrills and you have to breathe through your mouth to stay alive!!

*screams*
lol.
you must make me better again.
* sneezes*
shoot. that's my call.
gotta go.
roger,out!
byeeee =)

...
today's just one of those days who wanna scream till your lungs get soar.
in my case.. soarer.
uncle freaking kenny is making me repeat my entire J worksheet from the beginning.
dammit dammit dammit.
i've worked my butt out for that man and what does he give me in return? make me do it all over again.
screw it.
suddenly greenday seems to be helping me through screwed up times.
yay greenday! haha.

crystal for some reason has been trying the entire day to hurt my feelings just to claim a title i made up.
well, fyi, she failed.miserably.
why doesn't she get that she'll never beat nicole, i will never understand. =)

It was sonia's birthday today.
Happy birthday Dear!!! =P
got here chocolates but for some reason, she guessed it even before opening it. damn.
but at least that crazy twit's happy. LOL.

It was sheetal's birthday today too.
wished her last night.

dang it.
i'm so broke for this month. and i've still got five more birthday presents to buy. Argh!!
i need to save. or as my mother used to say.. beg,borrow or steal.
lol. the last thing is so not an option. cause i haven't a clue where to steal from. haha.

am now chatting with poh.
who thinks he can threaten me by telling my cousin that i'm not in bed. lame la.
can i highlight my cousin..
dong. =P
now, he claims to be scared of her.
i have so many things to type but i can never remember them all.
unlike sonia who memorizes the entire conversation.
okay,
gotta go curse our stupid teachers for giving us endless homework and a new stupid seni batik shit to do.
it's me signing off.
HAHA.

Reasons why i'm anorexic

My goodness.
I just realised that i'm an anorexic.
There are like tonnes of reasons but ish. Quite sickening to type it all.
It's believed that fat people are lazy-er than thin people.
but it's also believed that fat people are happy go- lucky. =)
Lol.
that means i'm lazy and happy. not a very good combination but it'll work :D

Reasons:
a) i keep thinking i'm fat.
no matter how i look, my mind never changes.
i'm fat.
b)i have an obsessive fear of gaining weight.
c)i control body weight commonly through the means of voluntary starvation, excessive exercise, or other weight control measures.
d)my growth has stunted. i'm short.
e) i have dry skin
f) i have chapped lips
g) i get headaches all the time.
h) sometimes, my eyelids beat.(like my heart)
i) i have difficulties in concentrating.

ish ish ish.
these reasons prove alot.
are you happy ezz?
beat that.
=( =)
chau.

My Gosh.

Today was horrible.
Everyone chose the exact week and day to fall sick.
and sonia + all sick sick ppl has been spreading their love (disease) to me the entire day.
lol.
I've got irratating folios to do.
but i still wanna visit my teacher and her new baby boy!
CONGRATS PN. RASHIDA!!
(or was it Rashidah? =)
so happy for her first child a.k.a. bundle of joy who happens to be the reason that hornbillians don't have a good english teacher.
so, we're stuck with teachers like PN.LIN that comes in, crushes my hopes and dreams by saying..

"Your mum is indian. Your dad is indian. So, you'll be an INDIAN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."

she said that with no expression what so ever and walked out of class a few minutes after that.

sigh.

i really miss the holidays.

oh well.

gotta get going.

toodles.

'there's no such thing as fate. It's just random disasters. Then you die.'

Pictures that my heart go boom boom pow =)

i love MJJ!!!

=)

Hornbillians on the loose! xDD

Watch out people!

The hornbillians have gone boncus!
Lol.

Our class, 2 hornbill has gone nuts today =)

the went crazy went they realise that the back of the KOTEX book had stickers.
the whole class was running around screaming and fighting for stickers to do their long-awaited "manicures" (sticking stickers on their nails)

HAHA.

Thank gosh nat & i remained sane as these wackos ran around like it was the Armageddon.
lol.

Darkness has come over the land..

R.I.P Michael Jackson...

Gosh.

it's really unbelievable that he's really gone.

the guy who broke the barriers between the coloured people and the white.

the guy who lived to give back. to children, the sick and the world.

& GOD still took him back.

After a very very short visit to earth.

sigh.

i watched the memorial and my tears never seemed to stop flowing even after watching the entire thing 11 times.

He gave so much but was hurt repeatedly by the world.

How much pain can one take, you tell me?

I just hope that wherever he is now, he's happy.

looking down from up there at his kids and family.

Prince, paris and blanket.. your dad must be so proud of you.

so, be strong for his sake.

Looking at his pics and videos just cracks my heart more and more.
Good people die young...

OHNO!!

I'm gonna die young!

shoot.

it's okay.

nat has my entire funeral planned out.

lol.

wait. does that mean she wants me to die???

oh well. i better go make something out of my life.

~and the ant is out~

holidays:P

HAHA.
My holidays started on the night the first school term ended. lol. what a way to put it...

FRIDAY NIGHT~
Kathleen & i were forced to make huge posters on Manila card boards for my aunty's return to Malaysia after ten years and my great aunty's golden jubilee as a nun. we spent like the entire night doing and decorating. we went to bed with glimmer and sparkles all over.[literally]

SATURDAY~
All of us gathered at nanny's house to await the arrival of Lydia Andrew which was suppose to be at seven in the evening but we waited till twelve past.tsk..tsk..
She arrived and we hugged for so long thinking it should replace the decade that she hasn't been around to do so.like yeah right xP
then we fed her with all my grandma's finger licking food and at last, the moment she's been waiting for...DURIAN!!
gosh..that lady ate like there was no tomorrow =)
i stayed safe with mangosteens instead.

SUNDAY~
The Francis residence awoke at ten and rushed to mother superiors[my grandma] house to 'meet the in laws' (like the movie:) cause my cousin's getting married!!!! they were nice ppl tho. at night we had a mass for my grandaunt and dinner later. as usual i ate like a pig.

sorry but i have to stop here cause i need to get back home.
MY DAD'S GETTING ADMITTED INTO IPOH SPECIALIST HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!

wow.

wow is the only word that comes to mind after you read her blog. a lot ..and i mean alot of people tell me she's really bitchy and heartless. but seriously, blogs are meant for everyone to express themselves. even those social outcasts.after scanning through her blog,all those rants and curses about her i've been getting from people who aren't on speaking terms with her seem to mean nothing.they just float away from my head.like a feather drifted away by the winds.i solute that child of god.=)

Amelia..ames..ameliaar..amy..babe..all means the same thing.

Today was okay la.
just one of those days you wished you didn't have to go to school..
but you don't really have much of a choice when your mum's glaring at you..
iishhh.
Haha.check this out.

I found all these lines in the same BM karangan.

• parents taking care of their own rice cookers.
• parents looking clean.
• parents have to make their home a heaven so that they can tie their kids there.

When you some them up, it just doesn't make the slightest bit of sense at all.

lol.today. something weird happened. during BM.

Nat yawned and streched.

Zainal: AH,kamu yang angkat tangan.Sekarang jawablah.

Nat:Oh ooo..

*tries to explain but she can't find the word,so she moves her hands all over the place*

:ames,how to say privacy?

Ames:Errr...dunno.just say privasi la.

Nat turns to teacher.

Nat:Err..pri..pre.."privacy" kepada mereka.

*Zainal shakes head*

Zainal:Memberi ruang la.

=)

and we like sweat. =.=

hahaha..life in hornbill's unexpected.

lalalalalalalala. okay la.

gotta go. my art folio's staring at me.

argh!! tata.

A bumper list of pointless time wasters.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Wat would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
2get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glasS
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.

DO NOT USE ANTS!
THEY'RE VERY NICE HUMBLE, DOWN TO EARTH CREATURES!
and they're superb buddies:P

Try it=)

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

whoopsie.

I really gotta do smtg bout my blog. so dead.
so no time to revive it...
no mood either..

why do they always lie?

always.

they never fail to.

they say their okay. then they start to emo.

they lie.

why is the world so full of lies and betrayal of trust?

why can't people tell the truth?

like how they really feel about you?

or how annoyed they are when you go and talk to someone else?

the truth must come out.

sooner or later.

cause giving hope to the blind and lonely are only words that can be fulfiled by the big guy upstairs.

who gives you the power to hurt your brother or sister?

nobody.

that's who.

just this sick sick voice in your head who tells you to be holy and abandon the people who really love you..

deep inside.

where it matters..

+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+

the only person who can help you go through this daily grind is...

K.P.C =)

~KEPOCHEE..

:D

best in singapore and JB!

and some say batam also!

:P

hahahahahahahaha...

That's meee..

KPC's the part i played for our LIDSOC inter-class sketch.

:)

the one we WON!

:D

we had a fun-filled time.

full of laughter and joy.

i even felt a tinge of last year..

really miss it..

=.=

haha.

i've gotta get ding to gimme the video and show it to you guys.

everyone did it so well..with a touch of class and stlye.

yeahbaby.

x]

okay. must harrass that lil rasculin to gimme the video:]

byeee.

wow.

HAHA!
talk about my blog being abandoned.
lol:)
i've got so much to tell.so little time..
ish.
life's sickening.
seniors are nice ppl.
:P
and i miss all my friends so much!
amelia has currently gone on a holiday and this new freak has taken over my life and wrecked it.really want amelia to come back.she'll know what todo.i miss squirrel and rabbit and pigeon and goldfish and monkey so so much.just waiting. to be back in their loving arms.especailly nat's.
okay la.
i'm done being emo.
YAY! I'm doomed!
mid terms are in like 3 weeks. shittedly.
die die die.
i'm feeling this way and i'm not the one studying add-maths:P
pity those seniors..haha.
painting our class pink suddenly became my fault.
it's not like i chose the colour belle! :]
wheeeee....
kay kay.
i've got a freakingitedly art folio to do that's due next week.
ish.
tatata!!

Booyah!

Happy Birthday Amelia!!

i can't believe it's finished.
it's over.
*snaps*
just like that.

:D

But i spent like five days celebrating like everywhere,so i guess it was worth it=)

the first two days,which was saturday&sunday ,we went to camerons:P
We went visiting.to all camerons had to offer.

that includes high tea and scones with jam,cream and butter!

yum yum xD

We rested on monday.not sunday:P

why?i haven't a clue.

tuesday night,was at Koh Sammui's:]

Dinner.absolutely deliciously delicious.

Wednesday was tea and cake time:D

Classic english style.

the cake was made by none other than Chef Alyssa&Anselm.

-coworkers-

a.k.a. room mates=)

the cake was a Victorian Sponge Cake with jam filing.

and on it was written,

`Lala..Happy Birthday'

hehe.

they know me so well.

The fifth day was My Birthday!!

we were in JUSCO:]

with lee.crystal wong.the leg tromper.alia.yyy.jo.

it was kinda fun la.

but it would have been better with a rabbit,a goldfish,a pigeon and my beloved Squirrel:D

and to wrap up my birthday, my mother brought us all to the Golden Archers:)

wheeeeeee...

hehe..haha..hoho..

Perfect week,don't you think?

kay kay.

will blog later.

~fingers crossed~

toodles!

Hols are back!

whee=D

The holidays are here and exams are over+my birthday's around the corner.

Could things get anymore better?

wait,i just came back from camerons:P

it just did.

but no one's gonna be here for my birthday:S

: Nat's going for camp.

:Christina's in KL.

:Sheetal's in KL.

: Ding's IN TOKYO!!

*sings tokyo drift*

why god why???

i'm suppose to be with belle,lee,mi ching at jusco.

but nooo..it's lee's daddy's birthday.

:)

Happy Birthday Mr.Lee!

[only god knows how many mr.lee's there are in ipoh=]

Oh ya.

Happy Birthday Nicolaaaa!

*points up*

your favourite colour,rabbit:D

soory i couldn't make it for youth but i have your pressie:P

I think it's better i didn't go.

you guys will be going on and on about sean.

so whatever la:P

oh mama.

gotta go eat Carl.

wait wait.

Crab:)

byeee.

Got pics xD

The truth always triumphs:)

Me and me babies:D

victoria rocks!:P

Eva,Chee yin and I getting our trophies with some dostor dude who told us to do well in science:D

My mama said i was scratching my butt=p

well,I WASN'T!!

"Hand swing Girls@#%!where are your comands??!Girls Brigade Marchers.

in Pn.Ang's pronunciatiom::

"JEEBEE girlss"

:D

Whee:D

Sport's day's OVER!
:)
It was quite fun la.
GB didn't win anything tho.*heartbreaks*
oo..and i won a gold and a silver medal:]
i'm actually suppose to get another gold trophy but jo ruined it by running into sheetal's lane.
=.=
sorry for not blogging.
exam's in two days and you know la.it's complicated being not that intellectually smart.
the darn computer simply won't detect the camera cable and i can't upload the photo's now.
gotta do it some other time i guess.seesh.
bye bye and pray for me...

sick again.

Hi.
Happy Birthday jo!
you're like totally officially fourteen,po po adi.
haha:P
just getting ready in nat's house for jo's partee.
so tired.
and i don't get it,but i always fall sick on important days.
and i feel awful.tried sleeping four times but the sound of nat's delicious irresistible voice is hard to sleep with.if you know what i mean?:D
feel like sleeping now.
nat's here.
sigh.
gotta go now. bye bye bye!
:}

xP

I'm so sick of our teachers wei.
their utterly use-less at teaching but excellent at interacting:]

i tell you,my history teacher is driving me crazy.
first she tells us to go back and study history cause there'll be a quiz today.
so,being the assistant monitor and all,i did it.
stayed up until one to memorise and to the notes.
having cold,freezing because it was raining,crying,and my hands were shaking..
but that didn't stop me did it?
i just kept on doing my work till it's completed.
slept at one.got up at five thirty.
went to school and my wonderful teacher says that there won't be a quiz neither will she be checking our note books.
i was so pissed way and shocked.
my jaw just dropped and i looked at nat.
D';

ooo,and i gave lee a tour into her soul to understand where her spiritual life actually is.
and the result was bad.

you see.

Christina claims she's a CHRISTIAN.

BUT.

she doesn't not attempt to go to church for anything.

and sad to say,the last time she went there,

it was Christmas!

yeah.that's how bad it was.

and to add to that.

lee isn't baptised in any faith whatsoever.

so,when you minus CHRIST from your life.

and from the word christian,you'll get ian.

and believe me.

you don't wanna be stuck as a IAN.

you know why?

well,it's because...

IAN stands for

I AM NOTHING.

and that my friends,is exactly where lee is in her spiritual walk with god.

at the moment.

sad eh?

sigh.

let us pause for a few seconds and pray for this unfortunate child.

~.~.~.~.~.~

done.

now,i want you.yes YOU reading this to go home and reflect on this.

i leave you with only my peace and blessings.

shalom.

Photos at nat's.

awww...

she likes it.

caught on candid camera.oops.

evill..

the piglet,squiry,i gave to nat:P

NAT thinks my eyes are too big.so,i tried to minimize it.

nat's eyes are wayy to small.

infa-redding with nat.

terrified of nat.

nat poyo-ing:D

natawee and me.

squirrel and i.

me and the nut- eater.

fattening delicious food.

yummy yumkins C: